sheafrotherdon
30 December 2005 @ 05:10 pm
Fic: Wednesday at Their Heels  
Fic: Wednesday at Their Heels
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: R/S
Rating: PG-13 (for a wee bit of the nakeds)
Summary: Remus hates Wednesdays, and is damned if he's going to suffer through another one by himself.
A/N: written for [livejournal.com profile] kungfooqueen as part of [livejournal.com profile] tarie's Illustrated Ficcish Wish Fulfillment Swap. You can find the art that inspired this story here. Mad, mad thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wildestranger for the idea!

Remus Lupin hated Wednesdays. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
19 November 2005 @ 09:42 pm
Crack!fic: With Half the Flick and Twice the Magic (Day One)  
Crack!fic: With Half the Flick and Twice the Magic (Day One)
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon and [livejournal.com profile] ninjajab
Characters: Marauder-centric (with featured R/S and incipient J/L)
Rating: R
Summary: Day One of one of the greatest pranks ever played by the Marauders-at-large. Parts Two and Three to come!

A/N: one year ago today, [livejournal.com profile] devkel commented on one of my stories, and a crack partnership of doom was born. On our anniversary, we present the first part of a story, documenting a Three Day Prank Extravaganza cooked up by Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. We've been writing this on and off for a year and it is, you are warned, utter crack. I mean really. We've no good explanation . . . ;)

Sirius looked frantically right and left, with the countenance of a man mere moments from tearing out his own hair . . .  )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
27 September 2005 @ 10:06 pm
Fic: Almost-October Day  
Fic: Almost-October Day
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Characters: MWPP
Rating: PG (for the swears! oh my)
Disclaimer: JKR owns the boys, I merely have fun with them
Summary: Daft!fic (can we make that a category?) It's the first month of the boys' first year at Hogwarts, and James suspects Sirius . . . has some issues? ;)
A/N: much and many thanks to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] taffetablue for the beta. To [livejournal.com profile] lykaios on the occasion of her BIRTHDAY! YAY SARAH!

It was still September, but that was time enough - time enough for James Potter to gather the shards of information Sirius had scattered around the dorm room like so many cashmere socks and pairs of monogrammed underwear . . . )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
31 August 2005 @ 07:14 pm
Ficlet: Lords of their Kingdom  
Ficlet: Lords of their Kingdom
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: PG
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
A/N: Farewell to the [livejournal.com profile] dogdaysofsummer. A little something utterly daft as a goodbye. ~800 words. x-posted.

It unfolded - that last day before summer was chased into memory by the crimson sweep of a thundering train - erratically . . . )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
24 July 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Drabblet: Puppies/Pool (for Lah, who prompted) 110 words  
He stands and watches, dappled kiss of sunlight-shadow soft against his freckled back. Sirius dives (slip and shift of Black-pale skin) and Remus smiles -- flex and curl of awkward toes, mud between like warmth, like memories (hoarded; touch and skim and arch . . . to silence).

His hair is wet against his scalp, and water prickles behind his knees. Summer jewel, this pond (this moment), reflected green of sheltering trees to bind him, hold him to this spot as sure as spells, as firm as friendship. (The water breaks and Sirius smiles; sleek, forgotten, once-made prince).

More, he thinks, and closes August (safe and secret) against his palm.
 
 
sheafrotherdon
13 May 2005 @ 10:12 am
Ficlet: Any Other Tuesday  
Ficlet: Any Other Tuesday
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Characters: Remus, James
Rating: PG (for language)
Disclaimer: JKR owns the boys, I merely play with them
Summary: Remus seeks out an exceedingly glum James, and provides him with a little cheer.
A/N: Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] devkel, during the [livejournal.com profile] thenewantivenin festival of oh my god thank goodness she didn't die. Dev is lovely and special and has the immune system of an alien. Anyone else who needs a little Friday cheer, consider this for you too :)

He disappears when she turns him down for the sixth time that term. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
15 February 2005 @ 11:27 am
Fic: Thingamies, and their Consequences  
Fic: Thingamies, and their Consequences
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG (for language)
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
X-Posted: [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius and [livejournal.com profile] shacking_up
Summary: Follow-up to The Twenty-First Thing. Remus finds the letter Sirius left on his pillow (read it here) and there are consquences that poor Sirius could never have imagined.
A/N: Happy Lupercalia! :) Feedback is loved, adored, and made terribly fertile.

When Sirius spotted Remus leaving the castle, he gave serious consideration to the idea of puking behind a bush. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
14 February 2005 @ 12:01 am
Fic: The Twenty-First Thing  
Fic: The Twenty-First Thing
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: PG (for language)
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
X-Posted: [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius and [livejournal.com profile] shacking_up
Summary: Sirius leaves a letter on Remus' pillow, Valentine's Day, Seventh Year
A/N: Happy Valentine's Day all :) thank you to [livejournal.com profile] starstillwonder and [livejournal.com profile] raelala for the read through! Feedback is loved, adored, and given roses.

I know, I KNOW -- after McGonagall found the list of Twenty Ways To Use Empty GoblinFyre Bottles to Wreak General Mayhem and Generate A Sexual Frenzy, I promised I wouldn't make another list for at least six months but . . .  )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
09 February 2005 @ 02:03 pm
Fic: How Sirius Came To Say 'I Love You'  
Fic: How Sirius Came To Say 'I Love You'
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: G
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
Summary: Sirius is generally better with tickling and socks than saying what he feels.
A/N: Utter escapism. Plot bunny courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] starstillwonder and [livejournal.com profile] raelala -- I hope I did it justice, m'ladies :)

Sirius stumbles to his bed and falls face first into his pillows, giving vent to a sigh from the depths of his soul. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
06 February 2005 @ 03:15 pm
Ficlet: First Kiss (Remus' Remix)  
Ficlet: First Kiss (Remus' Remix)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG (for language)
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
Summary: A first kiss from Remus' point of view. Sirius' perspective can be found here.
A/N: Composed in my head on the drive home. For [livejournal.com profile] hostile_21, whose Remus I hope I did justice, and [livejournal.com profile] setissma -- Happy Birthday! :)

They're so close that Remus can see that Sirius is trembling . . .  )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
31 January 2005 @ 06:02 pm
Ficlet: First Kiss  
Ficlet: First Kiss
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG (for language)
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
Summary: A first kiss. Sirius is coming apart at the seams.
A/N: I'm procrastinating. Feedback is loved and adored and helps me get through the night of presentation-writing hell. Good times ;) This is also all [livejournal.com profile] statelines fault.

They're so close that Sirius can see every one of Remus' eyelashes . . . )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
24 January 2005 @ 12:27 pm
Fic: Moony-magic  
Title: Moony-magic
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: G
Disclaimer: JKR et al own the pups, I merely play with them
X-posted: [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius, [livejournal.com profile] two_boys and [livejournal.com profile] shacking_up
Summary: Curled up around a sleeping Remus, Sirius tries to fathom the place from which contentment springs.
A/N: This was meant to be a scene in a bigger story, but it plain doesn't fit anymore. So -- I'm posting it here, a meditation on the blissful act of wrapping yourself around the person you love.

Sirius doesn't understand contentment. He loves the feeling . . . but he doesn't understand it -- where it comes from or how it's made or why it shows up without any invitation at all. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
22 January 2005 @ 11:53 am
Ficlet: The Consequences of Things  
#4 in the 'Friends' List 100!' promt-a-thon. For [livejournal.com profile] galindaupland who wanted James and Lily. 219 words -- Gryffindor common room, the night of the Prank.

It's past midnight when she sees James. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
22 January 2005 @ 11:05 am
Ficlet: The Best Medicine  
#3 in the 'Friends' List 100!' prompt festival. For [livejournal.com profile] devkel who wanted a peek into the friendship between Remus and James. 318 words of boys being boys.

Where's your sense of adventure, Moony? )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
18 January 2005 @ 07:03 pm
Ficlet: Of Things Fierce and Gentle  
#2 in the "Friends' List 100!" prompt-a-thon -- 350 words for [livejournal.com profile] raelala, who asked that the pups get to cuddle. This one sails right past fluff and into the land of schmoop beyond ;)

Sirius had never expected this. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
17 January 2005 @ 07:38 pm
Spoof Fic: Passion Among the Poltergeists  
SPOOF FIC! I cannot say this enough, lest anyone should think this is what I really write ;)

~*~

Passion Among the Poltergeists

by Gardenia S. Noble

Gardenia S. Noble is a 7th year student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Possessed of a burning passion for romantic fiction, Gardenia spends her spare moments (when not studying for four NEWTS, practicing the art of juggling Nifflers, or experimenting with beauty potions) writing stories set in the school she knows and loves. When asked where she gets her inspiration, Gardenia replies "Oh, all around me. I'm observant, if you catch my meaning, which I think you do."

Gardenia's previous works include Meet Me Behind the Greenhouse and Dirty, Dirty Quidditch Boy. Ms. Noble was also pleased as punch for her work to be referenced in a recent story of [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon's titled The Great Mud-Dunking Tussle of 1978 (and other tales).


Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: The leads in this story may bare a passing resemblence to more well known individuals. Ms. Noble intends no copyright infringement, just a bit of fun as she gears up for a career with the Quibbler.


Canis Noir, playboy heir and wizarding protégé, lay sprawled upon a red velvet chaise lounge in the salon below his bedchamber . . . )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
12 January 2005 @ 09:23 pm
Fic: The Great Mud-Dunking Tussle of 1978 (and other tales)  
Fic: The Great Mud-Dunking Tussle of 1978 (and other tales)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: R (I think -- never know when it should go higher!)
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I just play with them
X Posted: [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius, [livejournal.com profile] shacking_up, and [livejournal.com profile] two_boys
Summary: January 1978, and Sirius is visited by An Idea with big plans for the day. This is the story of the chaos that ensued.

A/N: I promised [livejournal.com profile] raelala that if she read [livejournal.com profile] juliefortune's superb Mercy, Pity, Peace I would write her made-to-order fluff to mend her consequently broken heart. Rae gave me the prompts of cuddling, strawberries, chocolate, rain, and boy-rubbing, and this is the result. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] devkel for the most brilliant beta job; to [livejournal.com profile] franticbabbles and [livejournal.com profile] krislaughs for the conversation about bad descriptions of sex in romance novels, and to every who contributed to the 'romantic foods' list. Feedback loved and adored, and give its own batch of sinfullly good strawberries.

There were (depending on whom you asked) between twelve and eighty-seven separate exasperating things about Sirius Black. . . )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
16 December 2004 @ 02:49 pm
Fic: The Year Without Fairies  
Fic: The Year Without Fairies
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: PG
Pairing: R/S
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
Summary: The full moon fell on Christmas Eve, and Sirius is determined that -- regardless -- Remus will have a perfect Christmas Day.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] statelines, whose prompt I tackled first because I thought I could make it a drabble. HA! How very wrong I was. Written in just over an hour and so unbeta'd it's beta's antonym. I apologize for any suckage as a result.

Sirius had always found it easiest to concentrate when his tongue was sticking out of his mouth . . .  )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
05 December 2004 @ 02:25 pm
Fic: The Great Golden Gormless Worm of Flobber  
Title: The Great Golden Gormless Worm of Flobber
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing: R/S
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
X-Posted to: [livejournal.com profile] two_boys, [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius and [livejournal.com profile] shacking_up
Summary: A lovesick Sirius is a desperate thing, and Remus Lupin insists on being oblivious.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] devkel, who asked that I torture Sirius (with mistletoe) and have Remus prove to be a crafty wee git. Feedback is, as ever, loved, adored, and taken out to dine on the very best plum pudding.

Sirius Black was standing in the shower when the pieces of his itchy, exasperating life fell into place and he realized he was in love. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
29 November 2004 @ 05:38 pm
Fic: The Three Sleepless Night of Sirius Black  
Title: The Three Sleepless Nights of Sirius Black
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing: R/S
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
X-Posted to: [livejournal.com profile] two_boys, [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius and [livejournal.com profile] shacking_up
Summary: Sirius has insomnia, with somewhat tragic effects. McGonagall quite possibly orders Remus to participate in an orgy.
A/N: This is a little long (3733 words), but I couldn't find a good spot to break it into two parts. Follows directly after the events in The Lullaby of Nifflish Erumpents. Feedback is, as ever, loved, adored, and given very pretty, shiny things to wear.

Of all the ways to wake up in a morning, struggling for breath under the sudden weight of a hyperactive, wriggling Sirius Black was not top of Remus’s list. )