sheafrotherdon
14 February 2006 @ 09:46 pm
Fic: Just Seein'  
Fic: Just Seein'
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: R/S
Rating: PG (swears!)
Summary: Sirius has a paintbrush, a pot of paint, and a desperate urge to get Valentine's Day creative. Remus? Not so much.
A/N: I'm baaaaaack! The new computer is happily sitting upon my lap, and this utter crack is the result. Twenty minutes of pup indulgence = batshit ficlet. They're insane. I warn you. ;)

I have to paint you all over. With hearts. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
22 January 2006 @ 07:36 pm
Fic: A Narrow Shading  
Fic: A Narrow Shading
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Characters: Regulus-centric (with appearances by Lucius, Narcissa, Bella, and Draco)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: JKR owns every last one of them - I merely mess them around
Summary: Once Regulus takes the Mark, the contradictions of his life become impossible to ignore
A/N: Written for the lovely [livejournal.com profile] yeats on the occasion of her birthday. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hostile_21 and [livejournal.com profile] statelines for the marvellous betaing.

Like those who fell to their knees before him, Regulus blacked out long before the skull and serpent bloomed upon his skin. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
12 December 2005 @ 10:18 am
Fic: Polaroids  
Fic: Polaroids
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: PG
Pairing: R/S
Summary: It was [livejournal.com profile] spacedye_vest's birthday this weekend, and [livejournal.com profile] kasche made the most incredible birthdy art imaginable for the occasion. A series of polaraoids taken by one Sirius Black, the art can be found here - follow the olives! ;)

The pictures set an itch in my fingers, and so - I give you the crackpot story of Sirius' picture-taking weekend. It's a wee tale of ~800 words, written in this last half an hour, but heartfelt all the same. Happy birthday Ni! I'm sorry I didn't write something sooner :x:x:x

Prongs! Prongs, it's you mate! Immortalized, you manky-antlered piece of shit . . .  )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
31 October 2005 @ 06:55 am
Fic: All Saints  
Fic: All Saints
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: PG
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: The evening of November 1, 1981 - a whole new world and fumbling comfort
A/N: This story picks up where Like Prayers left off - an AU in which Sirius and Remus found Peter together, and Sirius never went to Azkaban. Inspired in part by the prompt for October 31st at [livejournal.com profile] scarvesnhats: this is the story of the boys who loved you.

Mad love to Dev ([livejournal.com profile] ninjajab) and La ([livejournal.com profile] taffetablue) for the beta!

Remus wakes first, body aching from the unfamiliar contortion of sleeping in a narrow infirmary bed. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
09 October 2005 @ 10:32 pm
Ficlet: Sneaky-Bastard Mornings  
Ficlet: Sneaky Bastard Mornings
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG (for the swears)
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with 'em
Summary: A sleep-deprived Sirius turns up on Remus' doorstep, c 1980
A/N: for [livejournal.com profile] hostile_21, who's exhausted, and wanted a pup to be too. Written in half an hour, so . . . make of it what you will ;)

On the other side of the door stood Sirius - dejected, flustered, staring in confusion at the key in his hand. . . )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
14 September 2005 @ 11:24 pm
Fic: Advice for the Momentarily Blinded  
Fic: Advice for the Momentarily Blinded
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG (for the swears!)
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
Summary: It's the day before Remus' nineteenth birthday, and Sirius is at an utter gift-giving loss.
A/N: for the beans to my toast, the lovely [livejournal.com profile] statelines: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] taffettablue for the beta. Feedback is loved, adored, and fed copious amounts of delectable birthday cake. :)

eta 1/18/06: [livejournal.com profile] kasche drew beautiful art to go with a scene from the end of this story. You can see that art here! Thank you Bruni!

Presents were generally easy things. Presents practically threw themselves off the shelves in Bannock and Whiting’s Wizarding Chemist (the year of the Valentine’s depilatory potions had been truly marvellous thing to behold) . . . )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
18 July 2005 @ 08:42 am
Ficlet: Fourteen Down and Twelve Across  
Ficlet: Fourteen Down and Twelve Across
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: R/S
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
Summary: Crossword puzzles on a Sunday afternoon
A/N: for [livejournal.com profile] baleheadbabe on the occasion of her birthday :) Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] yeats for the road-test! Spoiler free!

. . . nudge of a smile to meet a smile )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
17 June 2005 @ 02:37 pm
Ficlet: untitled (for Rina)  
Ficlet: untitled (for Rina)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: R/S
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
A/N: Rina's done with finals (huzzah, she killed the maths!) and so I wrote this bit o'nutty in half an hour over my lunch break. And she said I had to post it. So um - here. *runs away*

There's a thesis to be written, a monograph, an epistle . . . )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
12 June 2005 @ 11:02 pm
Fic: The Merits of Toast (Marmalade Boysex Mix)  
Fic: The Merits of Toast (Marmalade Boysex Mix)
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] taffetablue and [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: R/S
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, we merely play with them
Summary: There is marmalade. And there is boysex. Utter PWP.
A/N: A tig that unfolded over many days and which, paragraph by paragraph, distracted La and Cate from the terrors of papers and projects of doom. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] imochan for the down and dirty beta!

Remus is buttering toast when he feels Sirius' hands press flat against his abdomen.
 
 
sheafrotherdon
30 May 2005 @ 02:14 pm
Fic: Like Prayers  
Fic: Like Prayers
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: PG
Pairing: R/S
Disclaimer: JKR owns every last one of these characters; I merely play with them.
Summary: Not quite the October 31, 1981 you think you know.
A/N: for [livejournal.com profile] jedi_penguin as part of the [livejournal.com profile] hp_au_ficathon (prompt at the end of the story). Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] losselen for permission to cross-post this now, and enormous gooey love to my indefatigable betas, [livejournal.com profile] devkel and [livejournal.com profile] taffetablue

eta: 12/31/05: [livejournal.com profile] cathybites drew the most wonderful, heartbreaking art to go with this story. You can see her picture of James and Sirius here.

It’s impossible not to be aware of the magic. Nightfall hums with it, a secretive whisper... )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
08 May 2005 @ 02:20 pm
Fic: Bertie McGumpher and a Case of the Jollies  
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Happy Graduation, Rae!


Fic: Bertie McGumpher and a Case of the Jollies
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
Summary: After Sirius Black discovers the delighths of picture postcards, a day trip to the seaside comes about.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] raelala graduated with her Master's degree today. CONGRATULATIONS RAE! This is just one of the many stories/pieces of art made for her pleasure -- check out The Lint Trap (It Catches the Fluff) for the rest!

(And yes, I'm aware this fic is on pure, unadulterated crack. I don't know what came over me, really I don't.)

Bertie McGumpher was a terribly nice man - took his tea with two sugars, was fond of dogs and gerbils, and had never missed a day of work in his life. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
24 April 2005 @ 11:27 am
Fic: The Utter Wrongness of Two-Day Trips  
Fic: The Utter Wrongness of Two-Day Trips
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG (for language)
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
Summary: Remus leaves for two days. Sirius doesn't like it.
A/N: A piece of unadulterated silliness I wrote this morning -- an effort to get my elusive pups to play. Stealth thanks to [livejournal.com profile] setissma who'll recognize some of these themes ;)

Two days, says Remus – barely enough time to miss anyone (as if there were a chart somewhere, with the how and why of missing inked onto the page). )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
28 February 2005 @ 10:33 pm
Fic: Abner of Astlegate's Most Splendid Pox  
Fic: Abner of Astlegate's Most Splendid Pox
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG-13 (for language and innuendo)
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
Summary: Remus is sick, and Sirius is nursemaid. Imagine . . .
A/N: Talk about it takes a villlage. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] raelala and [livejournal.com profile] starstillwonder for brainstorming the bunny. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] statelines, who once again held my hand, proof-tested many cookies, and read the whole thing twice. And thanks to [livejournal.com profile] devkel who is an unparalleled beta, not least of which for her joy when I reference Yeats in my stories ;)

It was four in the afternoon on Friday, November 17th, 1978, when Sirius Black's Very Important Thoughts About Radishes were irreperably disrupted by Remus coming home. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
26 February 2005 @ 12:31 pm
Fic: Celestial Bodies, and the Men Who Love Them  
Fic: Celestial Bodies, and the Men Who Love Them
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
Summary: While star-gazing, Sirius notices something is very, very wrong. Post-Hogwarts.
A/N: For the 'A Picture's Worth 1000 Words Challenge.' The idea -- you're given a photograph, and write one thousand-word story in any fandom to match it. I signed up thinking 'how hard can this be?' And then I saw my photo. Holy smokes.

Be gentle!

My photograph )


They'd been stargazing for twenty minutes when Sirius made a small noise of surprise. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
17 February 2005 @ 01:24 pm
Fic: When He Wakes  
Fic: When He Wakes
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: R
Disclaimer: JKR own the pups, I merely play with them
X-Posted: like whoa
Summary: "Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings . . . "
A/N: An expanded version of the drabble I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] statelines. Quite unlike anything I've tried to write before, so particular thanks to [livejournal.com profile] starstillwonder for holding my hand through the process and discussing all the various other words that mean 'joy' :) All centered text comes from John Gillespie Magee Jr's poem, High Flight.

. . . when he smiles he feels them unfurl like . . . like laughter, he realizes, touching his lips with his hand. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
11 February 2005 @ 03:31 pm
Fic: Spitfire Hair and Manly Clutter  
Title: Spitfire Hair and Manly Clutter
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: James/Lily
Disclaimer: JKR owns them all, I merely play with them
Summary: James comes home early from the pub, much to Lily's inexplicable (and terribly arousing) offense.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] musesfool who wanted James, Lily, smut and a wedding gown as part of [livejournal.com profile] devkel's birthday challenge. An enormous thank you to [livejournal.com profile] devkel who beta'd this into a much better fic than it was before :) Feedback is, as ever, loved, adored, and given Quidditch magazines to read.

James stood outside the spare bedroom, absolutely baffled. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
30 January 2005 @ 02:31 pm
Fic: Every Sunday Should Be Like This  
Fic: Every Sunday Should Be Like This
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: JKR et al own the pups, I merely play with them (for absolutely no financial gain)
X-Posted: [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius and [livejournal.com profile] shacking_up
Summary: A post-Hogwarts day in the life.
A/N: Thank you, a thousand times over, to [livejournal.com profile] statelines for beta-ing this on the fly and boosting my wobbly confidence. Feedback is welcomed, adored, and taken to the park to play fetch.

eta, 6/18/05: [livejournal.com profile] kasche drew beautiful fanart to go with this story! Click here!

The day started, as Sundays were wont to do, with an argument about whether Sirius should wear pants before breakfast. )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
18 January 2005 @ 11:16 am
Fic: Mints for the Drunk  
Fic: Mints for the Drunk
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: PG (for language)
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I just play with them
X-Posted: [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius and [livejournal.com profile] two_boys
Summary: 20 year-old Remus Lupin is desperately drunk, and Sirius Black has the cure for what ails.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] mellafe, and first in the 'Friends' List 100!' prompt-a-thon series. A fluffy homage to our favorite scene in the movie Divorcing Jack (which everyone should see. No really, now). Feeback loved, adored, and given mints if particularly lucky.

Drinking was bloody briliant if you came right down to it, and he meant to keep drinking all blessed night . . .  )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
20 December 2004 @ 07:21 pm
Fic: Two Wizards, One Gift, and a Duck-Billed Platypus  
Fic: Two Wizards, One Gift, and a Duck-Billed Platypus
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: PG
Pairing: R/S
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
X-Posted: [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius and [livejournal.com profile] shacking_up
Summary: It's Harry's first Christmas, and Sirius is convinced that Muggle toy stores will have the perfect gift for the boy. Poor Remus really should have known better.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] thistlerose who supplied the prompt, and who beta'd everything into beautiful submission :).

By all that makes Quidditch holy, Remus Lupin, I want to go to a Muggle toy store! . . .  )
 
 
sheafrotherdon
14 December 2004 @ 12:45 pm
Fic: Charms, and their Forgetting  
Title: Charms, and their Forgetting
Author: [livejournal.com profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: PG (for a tiny, wee bit of language)
Pairing: R/S
Disclaimer: JKR owns the pups, I merely play with them
X-Posted to: [livejournal.com profile] two_boys, [livejournal.com profile] remusxsirius and [livejournal.com profile] shacking_up
Summary: It's Sirius Black's first winter since leaving Hogwarts, and he's unimpressed. Remus helps out with a newspaper, a charm, and a whole lot of taunting.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] dogeared, who enjoys the wintery scent of sopping wet wool. Hopeless and irredeemable fluff without plot, purpose, or point (save the hope that it makes a bunch of people who are having bad days and/or struggling with deadlines, smile).

Remus laughed from across the room. “Bet you don’t even remember the charm,” he taunted in a fashion Sirius considered quite unsporting. )