23 December 2010 @ 03:50 pm
Okay, so, one of the producers of White Collar tweeted to let everyone know they should vote for Matt Bomer in the shirtless poll, and now he's drawn equal with Alex O'Loughlin. I appreciate Matt Bomer's fine body, I really do, it is a thing of beauty, a lovely, lovely bod, but it is not Alex O'Loughlin's body, which is not only beautiful, but unwaxed, which I find reassuring, because hair is not a bad thing.

I digress.

[here is the poll]. Please vote as many times as you'd like. The poll, in the finest tradition of all things Chicago, lets you vote often :D
18 September 2010 @ 09:56 pm
So much is explained!  
Why I have a crush on Neal Caffrey, despite myself, helpfully explained by the USA 'Which White Collar Character are You?' quiz:

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13 September 2010 @ 09:13 pm
Has anyone written the story where the power goes out in NYC and Neal and Peter and El are forced to make a duvet fort in El and Peter's bed to stay warm?

I'm just saying.

eta: *adds to 'to write' list*
13 September 2010 @ 02:07 pm
I have a crush on Neal Caffrey.

I am not pleased about this! I resisted for a very long time! White Collar is perhaps the silliest show I have ever watched - and yes, I'm including SGA in that - and Neal keeps taking his shirt off for no reason, and I just watched the season finale of season one where he was shirtless and caressing a sculpture of a very old man who was, allegedly, Italian, and it was so weirdly homoerotic that I had no words. Plus! Plus! He is dumb as rocks! Kate is not worth all this bother! (Cates, however . . . ) But he does the thing where he's smiley and funny and he clearly went to the John Sheppard school of slouching-as-you-walk (which the producers of the show keep showing us IN SLOW MOTION - see: silliest show ever) and hitching a hip onto a desk and he and Peter are ridiculously in love, really, so much that I keep facepalming, and yet Peter is ALSO clearly very in love with El (and smart!) and I'm not sure he could function without both of them, to be honest, and I know nothing about art, and why does no one ever care about leaving fingerprints, and what is Mozzie but the greatest Deux es Machina known to man - he knows everyone! goes everywhere! leads a life of crime and yet no one wants to arrest him! - AND YET I AM STILL WATCHING.

I need a latte.