29 December 2007 @ 03:52 pm
Fic: Nadine and Billy Bob Welcome You to M76-343  
Nadine and Billy Bob Welcome You to M76-343 by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ PG13 (for the swears!), John/Rodney, ~2250 words. For [ profile] tx_tart in honor of her [picspam of JFlan's neck]. Beta'd by the incomparable [ profile] dogeared. ♥

Rodney doesn't realize he has a thing for John's neck right up until the moment that he does. )
21 December 2007 @ 07:25 pm
Fic: Infuriating Bastard (A Nantucket Christmas Story)  
A little while ago, [ profile] the_oscar_cat had the brilliant idea of creating a Secret SGA Christmas Podfic Anthology!

Here's my story to read:

Infuriating Bastard (a Nantucket Christmas Story) by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ It's December 23rd and John tells Rodney that one of his Christmas gifts is hidden in the house. Madness ensues. With huge thanks to [ profile] dogeared for the ever-wonderful beta. PG, 1700 words.

[Follow the link to Wagoneer, the Nantucket comm . . .]

And here are everyone's stories for your listening pleasure:

The Secret SGA Christmas Podfic Anthology!

Authors: [ profile] dogeared, [ profile] gblvr, [ profile] thegrrrl2002, [ profile] aesc, [ profile] devildoll, [ profile] sheafrotherdon and [ profile] villainy.
Recorded by: the delicious [ profile] the_oscar_cat
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Rating: G to NC-17
File Type: mp3
[Link over at oscar cat's journal!]

20 December 2007 @ 04:33 pm
Fic: Half a Possibility (SGA, John/Rodney, PG)  
Half a Possibility by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ PG. For [ profile] wild_isis as a thank you for her donation to [ profile] fire_fic Her prompt: "I'd like a fic of approximately 1,000 words, John/Rodney, established relationship, someone watching them (3rd person POV sort of thing)." Happy to oblige! With thanks, as ever, to [ profile] dogeared for the indispensable beta. ♥

[Over at the fire_fiction comm]
20 December 2007 @ 11:37 am
Ficlet: Iowa, Christmas Eve  
Iowa: Christmas Eve by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ BOYS. PG, 500 words

[Over at mscmooch]
09 December 2007 @ 09:40 pm
Fic: Forty One (Torchwood, Jack/Jack, PG13)  
I committed Torchwood fic! :O All in a delicious cause - the lovely, delectable [ profile] spacedye_vest's birthday. You can see all the incredible fic and art created for Ni at [The Ni Project]!

Forty One by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ Torchwood, Jack/Jack, PG13. My prompt: "Insatiable." ~400 words Beta'd by the wonderful [ profile] dogeared.

They never use names when they're together - too confusing, the back and forth of Jack and Jack . . . )
08 December 2007 @ 10:10 am
My McKay (tag to 4x10: This Mortal Coil)  
My McKay, by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ Tag to 4x10: This Mortal Coil. McKay/Sheppard, PG. ~1000 words. Thank you to [ profile] siriaeve for the marvelous beta!

None of the – dozens, hundreds – of Replicator ships are headed to Atlantis right this second . . . )
04 December 2007 @ 04:26 pm
Fic: The One Where John is Naked (NC17)  
The One Where John is Naked, by [ profile] siriaeve and [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ The title says it all. McKay/Sheppard, NC17, 2750 words. For [ profile] aesc, whose 2007 is not going so well! Beta'd by the delightful and delicious [ profile] dogeared.

He's more than ready to launch into episode 476 of 'Why Everyone Should Love Me' when things get derailed – derailed by nakedness. . .  )
01 December 2007 @ 05:21 pm
Fic: Bedrooms (PG13)  
Bedrooms, by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ Alex/Claire, PG13, 5500 words.
Prompt number six in the [ profile] episode1x10 festival of Cupid-ness: Separation, surprises, and a happy ending, for [ profile] girlnamedpixley. Beta'd by the wonderful [ profile] dogeared.

She can hear – knows – what he's feeling; the ache that's harder to ignore once it's dark and the bed's half empty
30 November 2007 @ 11:15 pm
Episode Tag: Consolation (Miller's Crossing, 4x09)  
Consolation, by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ tag to 4x09: Miller's Crossing. John/Rodney, PG13, ~900 words (with fabulous beta-ing by [ profile] dogeared)

spoilers behind the cut )
29 November 2007 @ 11:00 am
Senior Staff  
Senior Staff, by [ profile] siriaeve and [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ Sometimes John brings his laptop to meetings. PG

Hey. McKay. )
28 November 2007 @ 01:13 pm
Words (McKay/Sheppard, PG)  
Words by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ Kissiiiiiiiiiiing. McKay/Sheppard, PG. With mad thanks to [ profile] dogeared for the beta. ~ 900 words.

John wonders when Rodney's going to figure out they're a Newtonian law, persistent reminders of a mechanical universe, equal and opposite reactions . . . )
26 November 2007 @ 03:40 pm
I am back, back, back!  
I am back from my extended Thanksgiving wanderings, full of nog and laden down with wine and wrapping paper and such. And after a long hiatus from being able to do anything productive (read: productive in the way *I* want to be productive, as opposed to the way my employer likes me to be productive) I have many days ahead in which to write. This is glee inducing as I have 283697154 fics I owe (hyperbole aside) including new Iowa (no, Merrie does not arrive in this next story, but you will meet her mother), new Honky Tonk John (probably wearing a red plaid shirt and sporting stubble, because hello, hot), my massively overdue The Team Fights WildFires in the American West fic (Teyla flies planes! Carson is a weather man! Rodney runs everything and swears! John flies helicoptors! Ronon is a smokejumper!) and then some others that are actually set in Pegasus. Go figure.

SO. Two things:

1) First five people to leave a McKay/Sheppard prompt get a drabble *flexes fingers*

1) [John impressing Rodney with his geekitude: R]
2) [Finn, aged 16, goes on a date: PG]
3) [Woolsey finds himself defending Sheppard and McKay: PG]

2) Tell me, flist, how I go about buying and running a website for my fics. *props chin on hand*. I have a lot of them. [ profile] siriaeve thinks I need a site. I have absolutely no idea how to go about doing this. Is it expensive? Do I have to be tech smart to run one? I'm not sure a site is definitely the way to go, but I'm all ears for opinions and advice on the subject.

In conclusion: NOG. *goes to unpack*
10 November 2007 @ 01:37 pm
Fic: The Difference (Nantucket AU)  
The Difference by [ profile] sheafrotherdon ([Nantucket AU])
~ Follows [Postcard] and [Mail Call]: the postcard arrives, told from John's POV. R ~1000 words

The postcard's tucked between two bills, hemmed in by the rising price of electricity and one month's insurance for the Wagoneer. )
09 November 2007 @ 10:53 am
ficlet: Dribbles McKay  
Dribbles McKay by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ for [ profile] siriaeve, who is having a no good, terrible, bad day, and who said that Rodney being gnawed at by babies would make her feel better! 900 words of nuttiness :D

He waves a hand and glances at the baby she's holding out toward him. 'Child?' )
07 November 2007 @ 10:18 am
Ficlet: Rescue  
Rescue, by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ John/Rodney, PG. John goes on strike. Thank you to [ profile] dogeared for comma intervention, again! :D ~ 750 words

It's Tuesday when John goes on strike. )
31 October 2007 @ 07:04 pm
EX-DERMY-ATE (with a tug o' the forlock to [personal profile] serialkarma)  
If I had more energy and time, I would absolutely be writing the story of Halloween in Iowa, just before Finn turns two, when John's wondering if they should buy Finn a costume from Old Navy ("Pirate? Chicken?" "They sell chicken suits?" "Yeah." "Okay, that's just weird.") but Rodney protests, hemming and hawing and generally suggesting that he has it all under control. And John's not convinced but lets it be, and ignores the two charges ($37.85; $52.34) from Home Depot and the strange noises that come from the attic and the way Finn keeps getting silver paint in his hair at odd points over the next three weeks. Twice Finn says something like "An' then I'm gonna . . ." before realizing he has a secret, a good one! And then he claps his tiny hands over his mouth and giggles maniacally while Rodney rolls his eyes and tells him to eat his spaghetti or there'll be no mudpies before bedtime.

And then it's Halloween, and John comes home early so that they can all drive into town to the trick or treat festival down by the courthouse. Rodney's picked Finn up already, and as John opens the kitchen door, he can hear Rodney's muffled curses and Finn yelling EX-DERMY-ATE, EX-DERMY-ATE and Rodney saying, "please, no, just hold still, I have to . . ." while Finn yells EX-DERMY-ATE even louder. And then there's a squeal of glee and the shuffle of feet and Finn comes running into the kitchen, outfitted as a Dalek, face showing through a cut-out in a silver-painted, cardboard panel, real lights flashing on his chest, and a sink plunger wobbling above his forehead. "EX-DERMY-ATE," Finn yells with a grin, and John thinks this is the cutest damn harbinger of evil he's ever seen, but he holds his hands up in surrender anyway. Which is when Rodney comes around the corner, a long, ratty scarf wound several times around his neck and a long brown coat all but sweeping the floor. He arches an eyebrow and points a tiny flashlight, disguised with paint and plastic, in John's direction. "Sonic screwdriver," Rodney explains.

"EX-DERMY-ATE," Finn yells jubilantly, grabbing his pumpkin-shape pail off the kitchen table and pushing open the screen door.

"Does this mean I'm your companion?" John asks, amused.

Rodney tilts his head. "You're pretty sexy," he says at last. "I think you'll do."

And of course they rake in the candy, Finn staggering under the weight of it before they're done, causing Rodney to turn to John, snap his fingers and say, "Hello? Assistant? I think you should be assisting?" And it's okay because they're all 'assisting' the situation pretty soon, stuffing their faces with chocolate, meandering a path between houses, Finn's balance slightly off kilter if his sink plunger tips to the left. By the time they get home he's exhausted, so they put him to bed still in his costume, hands full of Heath bars and Rolos and fruit chews, and though they take the time to make a bacon sandwich a-piece and drink a beer, it's not long before John and Rodney are headed to bed as well.

Only the night's been pretty silly, and John pads back from the bathroom and slides in between the sheets whispering, "Oh, Doctor," and Rodney snorts. That's all it takes - suddenly they're helpless with laughter, and John has to bury his face in his pillow to save his HAR HAR HARs from waking Finn. Rodney rolls over and presses his face to John's back and he's shaking with it, the effort of being quiet, and just when they think they're back under control, he asks, "should I call you Rose or Martha," and John cups him through his boxers and smirks, "what about Jack?" And they're off again, clutching their sides and exchanging kisses as they wheeze and laugh and grin and smile, and eventually they collapse in a heap, still chuckling from time to time.

(John doesn't remember falling asleep, but he remembers waking up only too vividly, since Finn sticks his head over the edge of the bed and yells "EXDERMYATE" at precisely 6.05am.)

[now with an illustration by winkingstar!]
31 October 2007 @ 11:36 am
Fic: Trick or Treat?  
Trick or Treat? by [ profile] sheafrotherdon
~ Halloween on [Nantucket], for [ profile] the_oscar_cat. PG, ~1400 words. Thanks to [ profile] dogeared for saving me from comma abuse!

Rodney glares across the kitchen counter mutinously, one cheek rounded in chocolate-and-peanutty bliss. )
24 October 2007 @ 05:59 pm
ficlet and artlet: Fond (John/Rodney, PG13)  
by [ profile] aesc and [ profile] sheafrotherdon (PG13, ~1175, Nantucket AU [index])

.notes: doodled in YM while we were thinking about our favorite things. (Read: daft, playful, affectionate, sleepy boys)

[in which there are kisses and head scritches and playful fights on the sofa about the etiquette of blowing raspberries on someone's belly]
21 October 2007 @ 03:15 pm
Fic: Are You There God? It's Me, Rodney.  
Fic: Are You There God? It's Me, Rodney.
Author: [ profile] sheafrotherdon
Rating: R
Summary: Rodney gets his first period. (It goes without saying that this is utter crack, right?)
A/N: Aided and abetted by the lovely [ profile] siriaeve and [ profile] dogeared. ~2700 words.

It starts, as all trauma is wont to do in the Pegasus Galaxy, with someone touching something they shouldn't. )