17 January 2005 @ 07:38 pm
Spoof Fic: Passion Among the Poltergeists  
SPOOF FIC! I cannot say this enough, lest anyone should think this is what I really write ;)


Passion Among the Poltergeists

by Gardenia S. Noble

Gardenia S. Noble is a 7th year student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Possessed of a burning passion for romantic fiction, Gardenia spends her spare moments (when not studying for four NEWTS, practicing the art of juggling Nifflers, or experimenting with beauty potions) writing stories set in the school she knows and loves. When asked where she gets her inspiration, Gardenia replies "Oh, all around me. I'm observant, if you catch my meaning, which I think you do."

Gardenia's previous works include Meet Me Behind the Greenhouse and Dirty, Dirty Quidditch Boy. Ms. Noble was also pleased as punch for her work to be referenced in a recent story of [ profile] sheafrotherdon's titled The Great Mud-Dunking Tussle of 1978 (and other tales).

Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: The leads in this story may bare a passing resemblence to more well known individuals. Ms. Noble intends no copyright infringement, just a bit of fun as she gears up for a career with the Quibbler.

Canis Noir, playboy heir and wizarding protégé, lay sprawled upon a red velvet chaise lounge in the salon below his bedchamber . . . )